July 1, 2009
Wendy: Go get outta hand.Billy: I’m gonna keep in touch.Wendy: No you will not.

Wendy: Go get outta hand.
Billy: I’m gonna keep in touch.
Wendy: No you will not.

June 30, 2009
Have I abused our relationship too much or could I be so bold as to ask you for a going away present? (Cue vomit)

Have I abused our relationship too much or could I be so bold as to ask you for a going away present? (Cue vomit)

Billy: So, uh, are you still a virgin? Wendy: Why is my sexual status so important to you?

Billy: So, uh, are you still a virgin?
Wendy:
Why is my sexual status so important to you?

It was the best peanut butter and jelly sandwich I’ve had in my entire life.

It was the best peanut butter and jelly sandwich I’ve had in my entire life.